The biter
December 2, 2009
To Berkeley
“My thumb is still red from when you got me this morning…
…we are not friends.”
Too quiet
December 2, 2009
From gchat:
Austin: Sorry. Lately it’s been SUPER quiet in here, like no one can talk or something, I don’t know
Brooke: Weird, maybe because everyone wants to POKE THEIR EYES OUT THAN STAY THERE
haha just my guess
Fun with probes
December 1, 2009
From gchat:
Brooke: Man it weirds me out that i work with an item that has a note attached that says “flat spot in cover from being bitten”
Austin: Uhh…what is that?
Brooke: one of the probes that go down peoples throats to look at their stomachs
Austin: gross.
Making sense
December 1, 2009
“All right, how do I remember the difference between since and sense? I can never get it right.”
“I just exaggerate the sound. Since, as in ‘sin,’ or sense as in ‘sent.’ The first is like time, the second is like your five senses.”
“Oh…”
“That didn’t help did it?”
“Not really.”
“You were probably expecting some type of jingle: S-E-N-S-E, it’s what you touch with your fingers!”
“I got it now.”
Face punch
November 28, 2009
“There better be something on TV.”
“Or what?”
“Or I’m gonna punch somebody in the face, and since you’re the only person that lives with me, you might be getting your face punched!”
