Bean racist
January 5, 2010
At Panera:
“Ugh, your soup stinks.”
“What? It’s black bean soup it smells great. You think my black bean burgers smell too.”
“They do smell! They smell like BO.”
“Who have you been smelling that smells like this? They must be delicious.”
“Oh I’m not saying black beans aren’t good. I love them in my chili, they just reek.”
“You’re a bean racist.”
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